is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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