wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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