today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
