I'm really into asian looking animals
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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