WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Two words: blizzard sex
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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