Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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