Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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