ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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