That reminds me...we need to get swords
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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