Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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