I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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