found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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