i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I need to stop coming to work sober
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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