So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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