its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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