She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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