help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm both gender and math confused
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