I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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