He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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