I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My penis needs a shock collar
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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