Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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