she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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