super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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