dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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