let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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