it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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