You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
