it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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