O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize