summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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