the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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