How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Alive.
So much puke
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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