We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She even gives head with a lisp.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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