I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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