I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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