your thong is hanging out like whoa
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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