She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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