And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize