seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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