okay pat passed out under dana's car
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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