am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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