She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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