Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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