Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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