On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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