on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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