love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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