that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We are two peas in an std pod
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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