Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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