If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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