piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
this boner is exhausting
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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