Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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